Jase! Have you heard? Your favorite vampires have a little goth club, and the snacks they're handing out.... You'll never guess.

It's people.

It's really too bad that we're all gonna drop dead of catastrophic lung failure before we have the opportunity to volunteer for that pleasure.

... Oh wait, we'll just come back to life. Lucky us.

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[private to Bly]

I'm not in my room and I'm not going back. Look around or whatever you have to do to prove your authority - I didn't take anything.

Call me crazy, but I don't think having random homosexual urges for my old-enough-to-be-my-dad warden is doing much for my rehabilitation or whatever I'm supposed to be doing here ( Read more... )

Ah, sitting in my room. I just love it in here. All my movies and this big, comfy bed and a whole bookshelf of de-lightful literary classics.

No bother from my warden!

No being stuck in a jail cell.

Yes, this is the life. How's it going for everyone else?

Oh, and, uh, is there anyone out there I can pay to do laundry for me?

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So, uh, anyone seen the pub?

[added later, after Morgan explains]

Jason! Friend! Confidant! In these past weeks, we've become so very close, such very good pals, and I've never asked you for a thing. But now, I'm afraid, the time has come.

I need a favor.

Oh WARDEN! Where's my informational post chock-full of Disneyworld goodness?

Ya know, I haven't been since I was like, six or something. Disneyland is just so much more conveniently located, but missing out on Epcot... how did I survive?

[private to Veronica]

Would you, uh, like me to win you a teddy bear in a demonstration of ring-tossing